~ make a mountain out of it ~

Gateshead in Newcastle, is the place where all the inbreads live, every story you here in the local news about attacks and rapes or murders on familys just about all come from Gateshead, i think you will understand if you have ever been there, if not... please dont go and spare your life and your eyes, the people all look like they have been dragged threw a sports shop with there trousers tucked into there socks, and most of them wear jam jar glasses that have a yellowy tinge to them, they mostly have some sort of speach inpediment and a twitch, which i think is realated to the drugs that they take. when i had the plesant experience of having to go there on a regular basis i encountered an experience with a typical Gateshead pesant, as i was on the bus waiting for it to pull away a polite young gentleman banged on the bus window and thuded his way on the bus to tell the bus driver " HEEEEERE MAAAAAAN, IVE LEFT MEEEE METHADONE ON YEEE BUS MAN" i didnt no wether to hide under ma seat or open the fire exit and run as fast as i could. he then got his wonderful methadone and returned to his girlfriend with bright bleach blonde hair who was wearing a nice pink tracksuit with a nice orange tinge to her skin pushing a pram with a pasty baby inside with pierced ears which must have just finished it ciggarette. its a different country all together, its as soon as you cross over the water, as you step back onto Newcastle ground yor safe...ish. they still have there delightfuls but least they have a morsal ov a brain in there heads and they even say please when they ask you for 20p for the bus. But every story i have heard about something serious has been related to the area, like the rapist from durham which was in todays news, the arson attack in sunderland,the farther that has suposidly killed his family, the teenager who stab the 79 year old woman the list goes on!! ... there out all the time, you walk home and you wait for the man walking his dog behind you to pull out a knife and mug you for your pair of gloves. i think its just a busy time to get killing in tyne and wear.


this is what you will find everywhere in gateshead ... please understand why people are scared