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i am going to write into time team and ask where the farmer gets in jumpers from, he has had speical jumpers since i can remember and there getting jazzier and jazzier, he must get them for christmas, but i wish someone would get him a new pair of glasses as his are a bit yellowish, it must be from the dirt of all the usless shit he digs up which used to be the local tip, they never actully find something .... something to really go oooooo over, its always a bit of wall from the old toilet blocks that used to be there that they had to knock down because the gay meet ups had taken over.
i think the 'gay' image is getting to be to popular at the moment, or are they all just coming out of the wood work? i really hate them pink shirts and tops that men have decided they think they look nice in, but infact they look like the biggest cocks in the world, there is a the typical gay look, the stone washed anti fit jeans, with the polo shirts from topman or usc and the velcro adiddas shoes, god bless there cotton hair. they need to grow up get some baggy pants and find a woman.

im really thirsty, but i crnt be bothered to go and get a cup, im looking round my rooms for recepitcals to hold water in so i can have a drink from the bathroom, i dont like drinking from the tap, i always have this funny vision of a spider thats been resting in there from a hard days climb and it gushing into my mouth as it looses grip, least if i have something to put the water in, ill see what im drinking.

i felt like a hit and runner tonight, infact i was, and i caused a terrible crime, i purchased a can of coca cola, not diet, just the normal kind, as my brother decided he wanted something to eat we stopped the auto mobel and decided to eat and drink what was purchased at the local pizza shop, but as i took the last swig out of the can and left the can a quater full i decided i wud just chuck it out the window, yes i am a slob and yes i did it becuase if i left it in my brothers car i wouldnt have heard the end of it for week upon weeks, but as i threw the drinking container out of the half down window i didnt relises a dog walker, the can bounced off the dog walker and spilt its content on the woman by the sounds she was making, i didnt no wether to laugh or to make my brother move the car rather sharpish, from out of no where, like herself! ... apeared another woman dog walker, the woman covered in coke raised her voice as she got closers to the other old looking lady and screached out ... MAUUUUUUUUREEEEEN were going some idiots are throwing litter at me and my dogs! ... they hurryed away and i couldnt stop laughing un controlably, why the hell would anyone come to a car park purposly to throw things at old people walking there dogs, well i dont no if maureen thought the same as me or the same as the wet woman, but my god i did actully shout sorry out of the window threw the laughing, wot a stupid woman.... it will wash out, and hopefully so will mouth.

thats twice today something like that has happened to me, as i was coming home from work on the over crowded bus, i feel asleep, .... as you do. as my head was leaning against the window it was tilted upwards, in a perfect snorning place. i fell into a deep sleep then startled myself by a large snort that came from yours truely, i got such a fright that i sat up and looked about, noticing that everyone sitting near me was looking at me, i just wanted to laugh so loud, so as anyone i think would normally do, i took action with my mobile, i just wanted to scream laughing so i called up my mate and told her that i had just snorted like a pig on the bus, she found it equally funny and we had a good laugh but it still didnt solve the way the people kept looking at me, u find it quite entertaining though, maybe next time when i no there all on again i might moo or make sheep noises to give them a vary of farm yard animals.